Don't you just love the funny things that kids say?
The other morning, before anyone else got up, Josh and I were sitting in the family room watching TV together. He was eating a snack of Baked Cheetos and water (mmmmm yummy!).
Check out the picture.
He had his bag of Cheetos in his right hand, his water on the bench beside his right hand, his washcloth for wiping his hands on the bench beside his left hand, and the left hand free to dig into the Cheetos bag.
After several times of eating with his left hand, wiping his left hand, then reaching across his body to pick up his cup with his left hand, he looked at me--a little exasperated--and said, "Mommy, I wish that this hand (shaking his left hand) was on this arm (shaking his right arm) and this hand (shaking his right hand) was on this arm (shaking his left arm)."
I asked him why, and he said, "So I can reach my water better."
I laughed and said, "You're cute."
He said, "Aw shucks."
Where does that come from?!

Yesterday we went to the doctor because Matthew woke up with a cough.
While we were in the examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in, Josh pulled out a quarter that he had tucked in his pocket before we left home.
"This is my Batman money!" he said.
"Your Batman money? What do you mean?" I asked.
"See!" he said as he showed me the eagle on the back of the quarter.

Aaahhhh yes. Now I see.
It takes Mom awhile sometimes.

I think it must be so funny because it's all so innocent. He has no idea he's being funny. There's no sarcasm intended.
Well, William is a different story.
He's hilarious--in a dry sort of way. When he started saying funny things on purpose--you know, really using his sense of humor--it took me awhile to get the joke. It even took me awhile to understand that it was a joke.
Last night, we were sitting around visiting after Paul got home from work. We were waiting on Matthew to wake up from a nap so that we could go to the apple orchard.
I had just told Paul about the Batman money. He asked Josh if he could show him a trick with his coins. Josh gave him several quarters and a couple pennies--maybe 6 coins in all.
I said, "Ah! I know what Daddy is going to do! This is how he won me over. It's so impressive!"
Paul put the coins on his elbow, stood very still in great concentration, and then flipped them and caught them.


The kids laughed and yelled their approval.
William wondered how he did it. I said, "Lots of practice when he was in college."
William, quick as a wink, and just as serious as can be, said, "So...is that why you're not a doctor?"
Do you get it? You know, instead of studying all those hours to be a doctor, he was flipping coins.
Sorry, I felt like I had to explain that one because it took me a little while to get it.
Paul asked, "Did he just ask if that's why I'm not a doctor?!"
We laughed and laughed about that one.
It's too bad that I'm not such a quick thinker.
Maybe then I could keep up with them all.