A Squirt of Pledge, Fuzzy Socks, and a Hardwood Floor

dis·claim·er (ds-klmr)
n.
1. A repudiation or denial of responsibility or connection.

"Hey, Carrie! Get your disco ball and let's slide on the floor!"
That was Josh.
He remembers a time last December when they danced in the living room with only the glow of the Christmas lights.

This year we have no area rug...due to a tragic incident with a tube of sunscreen.

Rather than the dance hall, our living room has now become the skating rink.



"The floor isn't really slippery enough to slide on," says Carrie.



"A squirt of Plege might help," says........DAD!



"And some fuzzy socks!"











Hey...
Wait a minute.
What's that on the zebra print blanket?



Matthew?!
Not you too!





Just so you know...

I had nothing to do with this.

No trips were made to the hospital.

And my floors have never been shinier.